Cameron: ‘Foreign criminals are good for Britain’
March 4, 2013 in The News by The Editor
Prime Minister David Cameron has said “Foreign criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are good for Britain and the safety of the British people”.
by The Editor
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The Queen couldn’t give a shit about Wales
March 4, 2013 in The News by Joe Bloggs
The Queen has been forced to cancel her trip to Wales celebrating St David’s day because she couldn’t give a shit about the place.
by Joe Bloggs
Richard Dawkins believes in Santa
March 4, 2013 in The News by Joe Bloggs
Professor Richard Dawkins has said that he believes in Santa and we don’t need proof of his existence.
by Joe Bloggs
Secret EU referendum questions leaked by cabinet insider
June 12, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs
The Joe Bloggs Times has, through bribery, deception and theft, managed to obtained details of the questions that the British electorate will be asked about the UK’s future relationship with the EU.
by Joe Bloggs
BBC coverage of Diamond Jubilee is perfect for the people say stars
June 5, 2012 in Entertainment & Celebrities by Joe Bloggs
Many of our best known stars have come out and said that the BBC commentary of Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations was perfectly pitched for the UK public.
by Joe Bloggs
Black Hole found next to the sun
May 12, 2012 in Weird & Wonderful by Joe Bloggs
Recent increases in the activity of the sun have revealed images and videos of an unidentified object circling very close to the sun.
by Joe Bloggs
EU ready to impose tax on passing wind
May 7, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs
Some recent research indicates that dinosaurs were large enough and plentiful enough to have passed sufficient wind to change the climate. This has led to urgent moves by the EU Commission to implement pre-emptive measures to prevent it happening now.
by Joe Bloggs
Speaker John Bercow applauds voter apathy
May 6, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs
Talking to Sky News the Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, said that voter apathy helped maintain good government.
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Compulsory hazing for MPs
May 5, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs
The government is so concerned about the low esteem in which the public hold squabbling politicians that they are looking at ways of making them work more cohesively.
