Secret EU referendum questions leaked by cabinet insider

June 12, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs

The Joe Bloggs Times has, through bribery, deception and theft, managed to obtained details of the questions that the British electorate will be asked about the UK’s future relationship with the EU.

Falkland Islands claims sovereignty over Argentina

May 4, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs

The government of the Falkland Islands has today lodged an official claim of sovereignty over Argentina with the United Nations.

The adventures of Dirk the penguin

May 2, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs

Dirk, a seven year-old fairy penguin, was having a quiet night in at Sea World on Queensland’s Gold Coast, with his girlfriend Peaches when he was accosted by two drunken Welshmen bent on ‘having a good time’.

MPs right to drink

May 2, 2012 in The News by Joe Bloggs

The Speaker of the House of Commons, in his capacity as the Chair of the Commons Commission, has decided to interfere in the rights of MPs to get sozzled whilst attending Parliament.

The EU – when will the British public get angry?

May 1, 2012 in The News by Tony Peters

Austerity stalks the EU land, but for those that live in the ivory towers of Brussels the gravy train keeps chugging along. The EU that imposes all sorts of Green diktats and taxes on the long suffering British public has decided that its own officials are above such limitations and concerns.

Chelsea shock as they reach the final

April 25, 2012 in Sport by The Editor

Chelsea certainly upset the form book as they beat Barcelona, arguably the best club side on the planet, on aggregate to make the Champions League final.

Peter Stringfellow backs UKIP on business

April 24, 2012 in The News by Alan Bush

Peter Stringfellow has come out in support of Lord Bradford’s pro business agenda for London’s Westminster City Council says UKIP.

Just what we need-more military threats from North Korea

April 24, 2012 in The News by Tony Peters

As the world ponders its economic future and austerity keeps ratcheting tighter, in steps North Korea with a threat to reduce South Korea’s government ‘to ashes’ in under four minutes.

13,000 mph Pacific Falcon test flight results

April 22, 2012 in The News by Jeff Taylor

Last year a test flight of the US Falcon Hypersonic Technology Vehicle 2 was carried out over the Pacific Ocean.