In bizarre love triangle DNA results have confirmed that Prime Minister, David Cameron, is Peppa Pig’s father
Mr Cat said “Thank goodness it wasn’t me, I was bricking it when the DNA results first came in after a swab was taken from one of my whiskers.
“Luckily Mrs Cat has taken me back after she booted me out of our marital basket and we are now in counseling with the aim to work things out.
“She has forgiven me for my affair with Mummy Pig but she still cannot accept the fact that I was perverted enough to sleep with Cameron.”
A very depressed Daddy Pig is unavailable for comment and was last seen rolling in puddle of mud with a bottle of gin, throwing darts at a picture of the Prime Minister and threatening to bite him in a very private place.
Responding to the claims the PM said vehemently “I did not have sexual relations with that pig!”