A photograph has been discovered of Prince Harry looking absolutely nothing like James Hewitt whatsoever.
“I was showing my neighbours some photos of our trip to London when one photo jumped out at me. It was a selfie of myself with some dark haired chap and a Romanian accent who revealed to me that he was Prince Harry and the photo was taken in the Rose and Cross Inn in Stepney.
“He said that if I gave him £50 quid he would pose for me in a selfie and I could show my friends when I got home in order to improve my status in my local community of duck farmers. Well I had never seen a photo of Prince Harry before in my life so I jumped at the chance.
“If you look at Prince Harry in the photo he looks nothing like James Hewitt at all.”
Clarence House have confirmed that a photo has emerged of the Prince baring no resemblance to James Hewitt who was having an affair with Prince Harry’s mother 9 months prior to his birth and the picture is to be printed on special stamps to commemorate the Prince’s 30th birthday.