A bunch of obnoxious self righteous MPs have declared that media mogul, Rupert (It wasn’t me) Murdoch is well and truly fucked.
An inquiry made by a group of cross party MPs who represent shamed and corrupt political parties have passed judgement on Murdoch and found him wanting.
“You’re a lying tosser” said Mr Twatson “You were really mean to me and now I am going to be really mean to you”
Members of the Pious Self Righteous Committee were unanimous in their verdict on the 81 year old. Mr Twatson said “Your not fit to run a hospital radio you are well and truly f****d”
The British public was momentarily overjoyed to see Murdoch humiliated but that did not last very long once they realised that all their favourite stories in the papers came from phones being tapped and emails being snooped.
Mr Murdoch said “Right you thick bastards from now on you will have to read the Financial Times for your entertainment, let’s see how long you last! Lets see who has the last laugh”!